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I don't always eat cookies
But when I do, it's Girl Scout cookies
I don't always eat cookies
But when I do, it's Girl Scout cookies
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 4
I could be doing something productive right now,
but that's none of my business.
I could be doing something productive right now,
but that's none of my business.
Kermit The Frog Drinking Tea
  • 14
has final at 7:30 the next morning
starts the godfather at 2am
has final at 7:30 the next morning
starts the godfather at 2am
Insanity Wolf
  • 10
period is late
wear nicest, most expensive lace panties to tempt it out of hiding
period is late
wear nicest, most expensive lace panties to tempt it out of hiding
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 2
to instantly become more popular with coworkers
make heavy use of "reply all"
to instantly become more popular with coworkers
make heavy use of "reply all"
Malicious advice mallard
  • 1
Crotch is super itchy even after being washed with soap
Guess it's time to shave then
Crotch is super itchy even after being washed with soap
Guess it's time to shave then
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 1
Doesn't have olive oil for recipe
Scrapes congealed oil off cold leftover soup in fridge
Doesn't have olive oil for recipe
Scrapes congealed oil off cold leftover soup in fridge
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 1
Been wearing the same bra for 3 days
Sniff test, still good.
Been wearing the same bra for 3 days
Sniff test, still good.
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 1
Gets chocolate on phone
Licks it off without hesitation
Gets chocolate on phone
Licks it off without hesitation
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 1
Drunk sitting on the toilet & eating saltine cracker so I don't get sick
Circle of life
Drunk sitting on the toilet & eating saltine cracker so I don't get sick
Circle of life
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 1
Roommate goes away for the week.
First thing I do: Masterbate in living room
Roommate goes away for the week.
First thing I do: Masterbate in living room
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 2
Dirt under my nails
paint them so no one can tell
Dirt under my nails
paint them so no one can tell
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 1
A male friend is staying at my house for a week
Tactical poops the whole time
A male friend is staying at my house for a week
Tactical poops the whole time
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 2
FORGETS TO GRAB NAPKINS WITH LUNCH
USES POST IT NOTES INSTEAD
FORGETS TO GRAB NAPKINS WITH LUNCH
USES POST IT NOTES INSTEAD
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 0
sets password as "mytalent"
password too small
sets password as "mytalent"
password too small
Justin Bieber
  • 21

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