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I used to be nearly immortal at handling the heat
Was definitely feeling mortal today.
I used to be nearly immortal at handling the heat
Was definitely feeling mortal today.
first world gym problems
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Single again
Dons emperor's hood
Single again
Dons emperor's hood
emperor palpatine good good
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no rain predicted; good day to wear nice shoes. Nothing can happen to them."
Ruins shoes in more ways than one (wears down tread scuffing gravel at gas station, getting stuck in a car wash."
no rain predicted; good day to wear nice shoes. Nothing can happen to them."
Ruins shoes in more ways than one (wears down tread scuffing gravel at gas station, getting stuck in a car wash."
Bad Luck Brian
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We asked the World's Most Interesting Mad on his thoughts on 'Beginner's Luck'
"My trick is that if I only do something once in awhile, the beginner's luck doesn't go away!"
We asked the World's Most Interesting Mad on his thoughts on 'Beginner's Luck'
"My trick is that if I only do something once in awhile, the beginner's luck doesn't go away!"
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Single again
Crashes car into bridge. Again.
Single again
Crashes car into bridge. Again.
Socially Awkward Penguin
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Swore as a kid to marry based on looks
Bad karma
Swore as a kid to marry based on looks
Bad karma
Bad Luck Brian
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I've come to realize
that there is nothing quite as good as a strawberry shortcake cappuccino
I've come to realize
that there is nothing quite as good as a strawberry shortcake cappuccino
joker mind loss
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Girls are always saying, "that top looks cute,' or 'those shoes look cute,' or 'that boy looks cute'
But when I say 'that blood looks cute,' or 'Gee, that knife looks cute,' everyone loses their minds!
Girls are always saying, "that top looks cute,' or 'those shoes look cute,' or 'that boy looks cute'
But when I say 'that blood looks cute,' or 'Gee, that knife looks cute,' everyone loses their minds!
joker mind loss
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I'm not crazy
I'm sanity-challenged!
I'm not crazy
I'm sanity-challenged!
joker mind loss
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Comes up with novel ideas
Keeps forgetting them
Comes up with novel ideas
Keeps forgetting them
Bad Luck Brian
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I know why I'm addicted to coffee and pop
But I'm not quite sure where the decaf addiction comes from
I know why I'm addicted to coffee and pop
But I'm not quite sure where the decaf addiction comes from
Futurama Fry
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don't forget how to do things the old-fashioned way
Just in case the new ways break down
don't forget how to do things the old-fashioned way
Just in case the new ways break down
Joseph Ducreux
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What if i told you
That our world is transitioning into an automatic, electronic world
What if i told you
That our world is transitioning into an automatic, electronic world
What If I Told You
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Got lucky
Didn't last long
Got lucky
Didn't last long
Bad Luck Brian
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god let her be genuinely hot for one day
Holy crap--guys can't stop looking at her. Causes collisions.
god let her be genuinely hot for one day
Holy crap--guys can't stop looking at her. Causes collisions.
Bad Luck Brianne1
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