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Envies women's breasts his whole life
Grows male breasts
Envies women's breasts his whole life
Grows male breasts
Bad Luck Brian
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I get wired on coffee about 50% of the days i drink it..
Whee!
I get wired on coffee about 50% of the days i drink it..
Whee!
Coffee Addict
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watched Allstate Sign Co put up a tall sign at a gas station
Beyond my comprehension.
watched Allstate Sign Co put up a tall sign at a gas station
Beyond my comprehension.
Chemistry Cat
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Prepare yourselves
WE served the men too much coffee this morning.
Prepare yourselves
WE served the men too much coffee this morning.
Prepare yourselves
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Prepare yourselves
We didn't have time to serve the men coffee
Prepare yourselves
We didn't have time to serve the men coffee
Prepare yourselves
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I suppose it's simple cause and effect
Over-eat and your clothes get more tight.
I suppose it's simple cause and effect
Over-eat and your clothes get more tight.
Willy Wonka
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We ask the World's Most Interesting man on being attractive
"Not every car on the road is particularly attractive. But every car on the road was picked by its owner."
We ask the World's Most Interesting man on being attractive
"Not every car on the road is particularly attractive. But every car on the road was picked by its owner."
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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Am I the only one
who generally refuses to get ripped off?
Am I the only one
who generally refuses to get ripped off?
Grumpy cat good
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I try to make this life make sense
Something that I suspect I wouldn't be doing if I was a dog.
I try to make this life make sense
Something that I suspect I wouldn't be doing if I was a dog.
Grumpy Cat
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One cannot blame a fellow
for grabbing for every possible outlet to express him/herself creatively in this world.
One cannot blame a fellow
for grabbing for every possible outlet to express him/herself creatively in this world.
One Does Not Simply
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Some businesses charge too much and drive away the public. Some businesses sell too low a volume to make a profit.
My business does neither of these, has "room for aggressive expansion," and everyone loses their minds!
Some businesses charge too much and drive away the public. Some businesses sell too low a volume to make a profit.
My business does neither of these, has "room for aggressive expansion," and everyone loses their minds!
joker mind loss
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This happens
every time I get caught up on Facebook
This happens
every time I get caught up on Facebook
ill just wait here
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Takes candy while working at bank
Gets fired
Takes candy while working at bank
Gets fired
Bad Luck Brian
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I admit, having my mind occupied by work
does keep me from being in a bad mood
I admit, having my mind occupied by work
does keep me from being in a bad mood
Business Cat
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I admit, having my mind occupied by work
does keep me from being in a bad mood
I admit, having my mind occupied by work
does keep me from being in a bad mood
Business Cat
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