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so my dad's all like, "i am going to tell them that killing is wrong"
"but i will also tell them to kill people for doing certain things. just to fuck with them."
so my dad's all like, "i am going to tell them that killing is wrong"
"but i will also tell them to kill people for doing certain things. just to fuck with them."
storytime jesus
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so my dad's all like, "all people are created in my own image, including the gays"
"but i'll tell everyone that being gay is a sin, just to fuck with them"
so my dad's all like, "all people are created in my own image, including the gays"
"but i'll tell everyone that being gay is a sin, just to fuck with them"
storytime jesus
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so my dad's all like, "i told them that i created them in my own image"
"and that i am perfect, but they are not. just to fuck with them."
so my dad's all like, "i told them that i created them in my own image"
"and that i am perfect, but they are not. just to fuck with them."
storytime jesus
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what if i told you that every time a celebrity dies,
you do not need to remind everyone that thousands of other people are dying
what if i told you that every time a celebrity dies,
you do not need to remind everyone that thousands of other people are dying
What if I told you / Matrix Morpheus
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yes, i do plan on watching people masturbate from heaven
but only the hawt bitches
yes, i do plan on watching people masturbate from heaven
but only the hawt bitches
storytime jesus
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ok so i want this to be clear, you guys -
if you win in sports, i get all the credit, alright ?
ok so i want this to be clear, you guys -
if you win in sports, i get all the credit, alright ?
storytime jesus
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the national debt is way too high
we need to cut taxes on the rich - sorry, i mean "job-creators"
the national debt is way too high
we need to cut taxes on the rich - sorry, i mean "job-creators"
Conservative
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contraceptives should not be covered under obamacare
because if i don't need it, no one else does
contraceptives should not be covered under obamacare
because if i don't need it, no one else does
Conservative
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young women aren't allowed to enjoy sex
because if i can't, no one else can !
young women aren't allowed to enjoy sex
because if i can't, no one else can !
Conservative
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the guv'mint needs to stay outta my
medicare
the guv'mint needs to stay outta my
medicare
Conservative
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got 2 tickets to paradise
one for getting there and one for coming home
got 2 tickets to paradise
one for getting there and one for coming home
Forever Alone
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goes in for routine, minor surgery
dies
goes in for routine, minor surgery
dies
Bad Luck Brian
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concerned about the environment, global hunger, and the welfare of animals
still eats meat
concerned about the environment, global hunger, and the welfare of animals
still eats meat
College Liberal
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downvote all
the ripped-off memes !!
downvote all
the ripped-off memes !!
X ALL THE THINGS
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the perceived risk of genetic defects occuring in children produced by first cousins is a social construct
it is simply a cultural taboo that was imposed during the eugenics movement
the perceived risk of genetic defects occuring in children produced by first cousins is a social construct
it is simply a cultural taboo that was imposed during the eugenics movement
Stereotypical Redneck
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