Derp

what is the worst president joke?

Donald Trump

So you remade Charlie and the chocolate factory

Tell me more about how Johnny Depp is better than me

My genitalia has completely disappeared

from years of steroid abuse

I had a dream

I was at the library completely naked, then I started meditating until i was hovering off the ground, then I floated into a lake where I was able to breathe under water, then my teeth fell out.

I see you got 26" rims and candy paint on your chevy, but you ain't got no job.

whaddya selling boy? Crack? heroin? meth? pcp? not on my block!!!

If guns were outlawed, only the criminals would have guns

do you think criminals follow laws?

Catches you with pot

makes you smoke the whole bag with them as punishment

sends you to rehab after finding small bag of weed in your room

pops vicodin, chugs vodka by the gallon, and picks fights with neighbor lady every night

Building a house and doesn't want to talk to Peasants

but rich people dont work

talk shit and bully decent people

you-know-who will destroy your weak ass

Neptune, Uranus, Jupiter and Saturn are....

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh Mheheheheheh You said "Uranus".

meets hannah montana

Rapes her