Upinya

When you start slipping and missing your masturbation Anonymous meetings and think now would be a good time to say f*** it and rub one one-out. So you get the lube and toys out and just about ready to push your favorite one with new batteries 8 in deep

Wouldn't you know it the phone rings and then there's a knock at the door yep should have guessed .my sponsor and a Jehovah's Witness. what's the odds

When you return home from your masturbation Anonymous meeting and dying to rub on out .so I get the lube and toys all ready to go ,

And just when I'm fixin to push my fave toy with new battery 8" deep...the phone rings & there's a knock at the door.... wouldn't you know it ..my sponsor and Jehovah's Witness ..

When he thought it would be fun to try sex with a wine bottle and a tickle me Elmo doll .and slips on the rubber sheet

And his elbow drives the 1.75 liter past the expiration date on the bottom of the bottle ..and doesn't even say he's sorry..& I needed that wine to be drunk enough to even be with his black ass.

The position you get yourself in when he's old enough to beyoi dad,has terrible personal hygiene,take a bath each week , bedroom smells like dog piss and rat shit . Has fleas the size of mice ..& so much dog hair on floor it sticks in my teeth wen I breath..

But I gotta act interested cuz he's giving me a place to stay and car to drive..but he steady w the cheap feels and creepy old man rap game ..

When she has done enough meth to kill a herd of elephants and her sex drive has gone out the window

She may be cool af and pretty , but that shit definitelyain't gonna work for me

When she's done enough meth to kill a herd of elephants and sex drive I haven't gone out the window

She may be pretty and she may be cool but that shit ain't going to work for me

When she's done enough now and drugs to kill an elephant or two and has a sex drive has gone out the window.

She cool af and pretty ..but that ain't gonna work for me

When done enough map to kill a elephant, and their sex drive is that of a newborn baby

Yeah she cool af and pretty .but that shit ain't gonna work for me

I pulled his underwear down and his dick smells like crackhead ass and spoiled oysters

But he made my last two car payments and A promise is a promise

My name is Michelle Saturday night I invited six of them most well hung niggars in my neighborhood over it wasn't the two dicks in my ass and one in my pussy and one in my mouth that bothered me

But the fact they said they would be back every night and bring more guys with them next time.. a girl only has so many hands and holes.. and I really am too please

I just wanted it to be a beautiful slow sex Saturday night where me and my man make love

Instead he bites 11 of his friends to run an anal gangbang creampie train on me and make me suck their dicks & throat fucked me till my gag reflex was no more ...they said blood would be a good lubricant. They lied

I just wanted it to be another slow sex Saturday night where me and him make love 4 hours and show our love for each other

Instead he called 10 of his friends over they run it dry anal creampie train in me and then paid him 10$ eat to my man !!

No I really haven't thought how I was going to cut your dick off with a pair of tree Snips burn the stub with muriatic acid and throw the shaft and judge burn barrel on Tuesday nights

While drinking vodka and doing Fireball shots with my girlfriend's if you were to ever cheat on me no I haven't really thought about it

No I really haven't thought much about how I was going to cut your dick off with a pear tree Snips and burns tub with muriatic acid and throw the shaft and Joe's burn barrel on Tuesday night while hanging out with the girls drinking vodka and doing Fireball shots

While reflecting on my deep love for you no I haven't really gave it much thought

No I haven't really gave it much thought how I was going to cut off your dick with a pair of tree snips ,when you fall asleep, and pour your attic acid on the stub. And burn the shaft in Joe's burn barrel. While drinking vodka and tequila & fireball shots with my friends and reflect on my love for you.. if you were to cheat on me.