CooikeCat

I look back at some of my old crushes and

I wonder how I even had a crush on them and now im forever alone

If i had a little money

I wouldn't be forever alone

Teacher says it's so loud in our classroom you can't here a pin drop

drops a pin and we all hear it

Mom: Go to bed at 9:00

Me: ok goes to bed at 9:01

One does not simply

Fart in class

when your mom walks in on you jerking off

she be like

One does not simply

Screw with Voltaire

when you are blind to everything happening...

...and then you get your eyes gouged out

When Your friend asked what u did last night

nothing

My favorite president?

It would be Putin of course! Poo-tin, get it?

What if I told you

most of my body feels male, but my left leg feels trans, my right pinky finger feels nonbinary, the center of my forehead feels like an attack helicopter, and my penis feels female. I am oppressed, give me free stuff.