HiPeoples72

i just took a shower

in the bath

i don't think you want to see this

no seriously don't look dude this picture is worse than rat breath please do not look at it serioously it will give you nightmares oh my fucking god why are you looking at it you shouldn't even have to read this seriously do not look never ever not in your entire gosh darn life look at this picture and when i say never i mean it please look away

so you're telling me

that 1 + 1 = 3?

one does not simply

become a simp

puts out hand to handshake friend

friend slaps hand

They didn't wish me a happy birthday

i didn't wish them a happy death day

hello sunshine

welcome to another fun filled day

the babysitter said rock-a-bye

i showed her rock-a-bye-bye

when i popped of you gave me a little bit of

lockjaw

CHEERIOS

Hello peoplez of earth

ima talking pony

I'm only crying because my husband said

why are you not making webs, spider?

Me: tell girlfriend she look like dora the explorer

Gf: Y u no dream dis sucks too much

is that the lays icon on his cup