ChrisFClarke

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I...

jack it in San Diego!

If I had a nickel for every drop of cum that spurted out of my penis from jackin' it in San Diego,

I'd be fucking rich.

I, I, I, I, I'm a, I, I, I, I, I'm a, I, I, I, I, I'm a...

mother-father poop queen!

So, Edgeworth...

If I pull your hair really hard, doeth that count ath attackin' an attorney?

Take the cathe of "Daffy Duck vth. the thtoopid people who forgot about me," Edgeworth?

If you choothe not to take it, I will pull your hair VERY, VERY FUCKIN' HARD!!

I WANNA

MEME-TEXT!!!

Eight pirates

are offended by my meme text

"Unfortunately... (points to Somalia) just here, we're still having some trouble with.... pirates."

What does it say on the Nazi government seal? "'I Hate Pirates,' Mein Führer."

I shall continue pooping

to keep this meme from going under.

WHY DOES NO ONE

LIKE MY MEME TEXT!?

"Unfortunately... (points to Somalia) just here,

we're still having some trouble with eight downvoters."

I HATE PIRATES!!!

With their idiotic shanties, and their ridiculous HATS, and their... ENDLESS, BLASTED ROARING!!

"The French are defeated at last! Also, the Russian, the Portuguese, the Chinese, and the Welsh! But, unfortunately... (points to Somalia) just here, we're still having some trouble with... pirates."

What does it say on the North Korean emblem? "'I Hate Pirates,' sir."

If I had a nickel for every lump of poop that came out of my anus,

I'd be fucking rich.

Where do I see myself in five years?

Being a millionaire from selling off my excess poop to a fertilizing company!