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ChrisFClarke

So, if God had intended little boys not to masturbate naked in public...

Why did he even bother to build them penises at all?

So, if God had intended little boys not to masturbate naked in public...

Why did he even bother to build them penises at all?

Jackin it in San Diego

0

BeastGuy

1

The French hate me

Also, the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese, and the Welsh

The French hate me

Also, the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese, and the Welsh

Pooperbell

0

I thought still having these toys should not change the way people treat me...

So I never disclosed it to anyone.

I thought still having these toys should not change the way people treat me...

So I never disclosed it to anyone.

PTSD Andy

0

Wanna be a 19th-century man?

Don't care what the fuck your girl hates!

Wanna be a 19th-century man?

Don't care what the fuck your girl hates!

Bad Nanny

0

Running the house is great if you're from Mars...

But NOT if you're from Venus

Running the house is great if you're from Mars...

But NOT if you're from Venus

BeastGuy

0

"Kirstie Alley so fat and so dumb, when Kirstie 7 years old she even find parents in arms of other kid?"

Has meme-texting devolved into Calvinball!?

"Kirstie Alley so fat and so dumb, when Kirstie 7 years old she even find parents in arms of other kid?"

Has meme-texting devolved into Calvinball!?

Serious Jinder Mahal

0

I brought you your homework:

all the meme templates you could ever use.

I brought you your homework:

all the meme templates you could ever use.

Bad Nanny

0

Note to Stephenie Meyer:

You give vampires a bad name.

Note to Stephenie Meyer:

You give vampires a bad name.

PTSD Andy

0

Kirstie Alley so fat and so dumb...

When Kirstie 7 years old she even find parents in arms of other kid

Kirstie Alley so fat and so dumb...

When Kirstie 7 years old she even find parents in arms of other kid

Asinine America

-1

If Insignificant Other were here, she would have tried to talk things out first.

Unfortunately for you, Insignificant Other isn't here.

If Insignificant Other were here, she would have tried to talk things out first.

Unfortunately for you, Insignificant Other isn't here.

Bad Nanny

0

WHAT!? You brought Natalya Neidhart with you AGAIN, Khali!?

How many times do I have to tell you that she is not good for you?

WHAT!? You brought Natalya Neidhart with you AGAIN, Khali!?

How many times do I have to tell you that she is not good for you?

Serious Jinder Mahal

0

At 9 years old I even found my parents in the arms of another little girl

At 9 years old I even found my parents in the arms of another little girl

Asinine America

0

I had $50,000,000, but the prince from Nigeria screwed me over

and now all I have is a baby growing in my man-uterus for nine months

I had $50,000,000, but the prince from Nigeria screwed me over

and now all I have is a baby growing in my man-uterus for nine months

PTSD Andy

0

Leaving the toilet seat up kills women.

Putting it down saves them.

Leaving the toilet seat up kills women.

Putting it down saves them.

Serious Jinder Mahal

0

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