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I’m going to be so good at being old.
My joints hurt and I can’t remember shit.
I’m going to be so good at being old.
My joints hurt and I can’t remember shit.
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older person: i'm in pain all the time, it must be nice to be young
me: haha, about that
older person: i'm in pain all the time, it must be nice to be young
me: haha, about that
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“You seemed perfectly fine before!!”
Yeah, my free trial for the Neurotypical™ Experience ran out, my bad.
“You seemed perfectly fine before!!”
Yeah, my free trial for the Neurotypical™ Experience ran out, my bad.
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I've hoarded a million spoons over the years
But I've Fibro Fogged and can't find where I've put them
I've hoarded a million spoons over the years
But I've Fibro Fogged and can't find where I've put them
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Okra can "cure Diabetes" or eliminate the need for Diabetics to take insulin in the same way that
Sunlight melts fat and causes women to become instant supermodels.
Okra can "cure Diabetes" or eliminate the need for Diabetics to take insulin in the same way that
Sunlight melts fat and causes women to become instant supermodels.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Just because you saw it on Dr. Oz
doesn't mean it will work for me.
Just because you saw it on Dr. Oz
doesn't mean it will work for me.
Chronic Illness Cat
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"You just need to get over it."
WOW! THANK YOU! so helpful. Now that i'm cured, i'm just gonna go breathe into this bag in the corner for a few hours for no particular reason.
"You just need to get over it."
WOW! THANK YOU! so helpful. Now that i'm cured, i'm just gonna go breathe into this bag in the corner for a few hours for no particular reason.
Chronic Illness Cat
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MY personal hell
is not an invitation for others to make the situation about them.
MY personal hell
is not an invitation for others to make the situation about them.
Chronic Illness Cat
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"You just need to get over it."
If it were THAT simple do you not think I would? Feeling like I am going to have a break down is NOT my idea of fun.
"You just need to get over it."
If it were THAT simple do you not think I would? Feeling like I am going to have a break down is NOT my idea of fun.
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I had a senior colleague once tell me, "if you encounter problems, ask for help & don't just sit there cry about it."
Yes, thank you for drawing attention to my inability to be professional about my emotions at work.
I had a senior colleague once tell me, "if you encounter problems, ask for help & don't just sit there cry about it."
Yes, thank you for drawing attention to my inability to be professional about my emotions at work.
Chronic Illness Cat
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"Use your pain to grow!"
Go away. No really, just go away.
"Use your pain to grow!"
Go away. No really, just go away.
Chronic Illness Cat
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There was a guy I used to work with that told me about a commercial he saw where the side effects were "Diarrhea with fainting".
So, would the diarrhoea be so bad you fainted, or would you faint and then shit yourself?
There was a guy I used to work with that told me about a commercial he saw where the side effects were "Diarrhea with fainting".
So, would the diarrhoea be so bad you fainted, or would you faint and then shit yourself?
Chronic Illness Cat
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"The role of the physician is often to do nothing." -- lead doctor dude at hospital
Me: fool, you playing me?
"The role of the physician is often to do nothing." -- lead doctor dude at hospital
Me: fool, you playing me?
Chronic Illness Cat
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Current status: Thank you swollen ankles from RA
And super duper abdominal pain thanks to IC
Current status: Thank you swollen ankles from RA
And super duper abdominal pain thanks to IC
Chronic Illness Cat
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"Wow, you're a lot better than you were this time last year!"
Drugs
"Wow, you're a lot better than you were this time last year!"
Drugs
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