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PA at the doctor's office: *filling out my records on the computer* "How many surgeries have you had?"
Me: "It's a good thing you're sitting down, because this is gonna take a while."
PA at the doctor's office: *filling out my records on the computer* "How many surgeries have you had?"
Me: "It's a good thing you're sitting down, because this is gonna take a while."
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Family knows I’m actively avoiding aspartame.
On a day out when I’m too ill, leaves all the non-diet drinks and then buys me another non-diet drink to make up for it. Drink also contains aspartame.
Family knows I’m actively avoiding aspartame.
On a day out when I’m too ill, leaves all the non-diet drinks and then buys me another non-diet drink to make up for it. Drink also contains aspartame.
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You know you’re a spoonie when you eat food for energy
then waste it all trying to get comfortable
You know you’re a spoonie when you eat food for energy
then waste it all trying to get comfortable
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Farting out of where you pee
Peeing out of where you fart
Farting out of where you pee
Peeing out of where you fart
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Reading the ingredients list on everything I pick up
Apparently looks suspicious to retail employees
Reading the ingredients list on everything I pick up
Apparently looks suspicious to retail employees
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Went to social event
came back with a cold, the flu and everything else my immune system couldn't cope with
Went to social event
came back with a cold, the flu and everything else my immune system couldn't cope with
Chronic Illness Cat
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"That doesn't sound so bad!"
Yeah, neither does water torture.
"That doesn't sound so bad!"
Yeah, neither does water torture.
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several pills:
oh, what a wholesome nutritious breakfast
several pills:
oh, what a wholesome nutritious breakfast
Chronic Illness Cat
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My brother in law has that.
It nearly killed him a fair few times when he was younger.
My brother in law has that.
It nearly killed him a fair few times when he was younger.
Chronic Illness Cat
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The feeling of fatigue for having to explain, "It's not that I can't walk, it's that I can't walk far"
every time you use the electric cart at the supermarket.
The feeling of fatigue for having to explain, "It's not that I can't walk, it's that I can't walk far"
every time you use the electric cart at the supermarket.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Being sick all by yourself
And slowly drowning in your housework
Being sick all by yourself
And slowly drowning in your housework
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Me: “I’ve developed this worrying new symptom; it’s painful and I’m concerned it might indicate a larger problem.”
Doctor: “Okay…what do you want *ME* to do about it?”
Me: “I’ve developed this worrying new symptom; it’s painful and I’m concerned it might indicate a larger problem.”
Doctor: “Okay…what do you want *ME* to do about it?”
Chronic Illness Cat
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citrus = bad
citrus + mouth sores = bad^2
citrus = bad
citrus + mouth sores = bad^2
Chronic Illness Cat
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Dream boyfriend: He comes from a family of
competent/ understanding/ learned/ up-to-date on medical treatments DOCTORS.
Dream boyfriend: He comes from a family of
competent/ understanding/ learned/ up-to-date on medical treatments DOCTORS.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Will I be better after this next doctor’s appointment?
Probably not, but it’s a date to survive until.
Will I be better after this next doctor’s appointment?
Probably not, but it’s a date to survive until.
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