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I spend most of my time in a downward spiral of
cynicism, darkness, and self destruction
I spend most of my time in a downward spiral of
cynicism, darkness, and self destruction
Chronic Illness Cat
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You know you're chronically ill when
you just spent a week in the hospital but that's not even the worst thing going on in your life right now.
You know you're chronically ill when
you just spent a week in the hospital but that's not even the worst thing going on in your life right now.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Sometimes the most comfortable position when my back starts to spasm is standing.
I'm too tired to stand.
Sometimes the most comfortable position when my back starts to spasm is standing.
I'm too tired to stand.
Chronic Illness Cat
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"People like you are just too sensitive. If you get taken off all your meds, you'll get better all by yourself."
-- My first psych evaluation in a nutshell
"People like you are just too sensitive. If you get taken off all your meds, you'll get better all by yourself."
-- My first psych evaluation in a nutshell
Chronic Illness Cat
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If hope was like dope,
I'd be super high and still depressed.
If hope was like dope,
I'd be super high and still depressed.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Did you know phenergan tabs and 5 mg tabs of prednisone look almost identical?
Did you also know that taking six of the wrong one equals a really long nap?
Did you know phenergan tabs and 5 mg tabs of prednisone look almost identical?
Did you also know that taking six of the wrong one equals a really long nap?
Chronic Illness Cat
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Take a swig of Mylanta, take a swig of Benadryl
take a Tagamet - homemade GI cocktail!
Take a swig of Mylanta, take a swig of Benadryl
take a Tagamet - homemade GI cocktail!
Chronic Illness Cat
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You know you’re a spoonie when
your most frequent caller is the pharmacy.
You know you’re a spoonie when
your most frequent caller is the pharmacy.
Chronic Illness Cat
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My stomach hurts, I want to barf.
Causes? Steroids? Ulcer? Gastritis? Who the heck knows?
My stomach hurts, I want to barf.
Causes? Steroids? Ulcer? Gastritis? Who the heck knows?
Chronic Illness Cat
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napping together
is my kind of date
napping together
is my kind of date
Chronic Illness Cat
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“Did I just take a double dose of melatonin?” — me, all the time
guess it's good i don't have to get up in the morning. OH WAIT.
“Did I just take a double dose of melatonin?” — me, all the time
guess it's good i don't have to get up in the morning. OH WAIT.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Pharmacist: Sir, it's a paradoxical effect; an effect of opposite to the effect which would normally be expected
Dad: No, this just her showing she never listens to me or follows the rules.
Pharmacist: Sir, it's a paradoxical effect; an effect of opposite to the effect which would normally be expected
Dad: No, this just her showing she never listens to me or follows the rules.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Stranger: Hey, do you know where the toilet is?
Me aloud: Um, yeah sure. Down the hall to the left. Me silently: Of course I do! I know where a lllllll the toilets are!
Stranger: Hey, do you know where the toilet is?
Me aloud: Um, yeah sure. Down the hall to the left. Me silently: Of course I do! I know where a lllllll the toilets are!
Chronic Illness Cat
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"I Know I’m In Pain But Let Me Just Suffer For Two More Hours Before Taking Pain Medication
Just In Case My Incurable Chronic Illness Somehow Magically Disappears During That Time" a novel by me
"I Know I’m In Pain But Let Me Just Suffer For Two More Hours Before Taking Pain Medication
Just In Case My Incurable Chronic Illness Somehow Magically Disappears During That Time" a novel by me
Chronic Illness Cat
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Remi, Satan's tick tacks, horse pill, baby blocker, maracas and Stabby McStabStab
Remicade, prednisone, multivitamin, birth control, budesonide, humira
Remi, Satan's tick tacks, horse pill, baby blocker, maracas and Stabby McStabStab
Remicade, prednisone, multivitamin, birth control, budesonide, humira
Chronic Illness Cat
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