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"Man, I give my kids all kinds of toys and gadgets."
"Why do they act like suck pricks?"
"Man, I give my kids all kinds of toys and gadgets."
"Why do they act like suck pricks?"
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occasionally makes inspirational "follow your dreams" post
constantly bitches about shitty job and shitty roommates
occasionally makes inspirational "follow your dreams" post
constantly bitches about shitty job and shitty roommates
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CALLS PRESIDENT BUSH A LIAR
VOTES FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA AGAIN
CALLS PRESIDENT BUSH A LIAR
VOTES FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA AGAIN
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prefaces post by saying, "i'm not one to complain about x."
complains about x over the next 12 paragraphs.
prefaces post by saying, "i'm not one to complain about x."
complains about x over the next 12 paragraphs.
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Whines about the dash being slow
has made three posts all day, including the two whining about the dash being slow
Whines about the dash being slow
has made three posts all day, including the two whining about the dash being slow
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MY ROOM IS SUCH A MESS!
WHY WON'T MY PARENTS CLEAN IT?
MY ROOM IS SUCH A MESS!
WHY WON'T MY PARENTS CLEAN IT?
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HATES BEING OBJECTIFIED BY MEN
17 BILLION "UNF" POSTS OF FASSBENDER AND GOSLING
HATES BEING OBJECTIFIED BY MEN
17 BILLION "UNF" POSTS OF FASSBENDER AND GOSLING
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Talks vaguely about being interested in the arts
POSTS REGULARLY ABOUT LOVE FOR THE JERSEY SHORE
Talks vaguely about being interested in the arts
POSTS REGULARLY ABOUT LOVE FOR THE JERSEY SHORE
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monday after tweetup
28 posts about next tweetup
monday after tweetup
28 posts about next tweetup
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"THIS TWEET OF MINE IS HILARIOUS!"
POST SCREENSHOT OF FAVSTAR FIVE-STARS NOTICE
"THIS TWEET OF MINE IS HILARIOUS!"
POST SCREENSHOT OF FAVSTAR FIVE-STARS NOTICE
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comes to tweetup for a good time
in the hotel lobby on the computer
comes to tweetup for a good time
in the hotel lobby on the computer
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regularly sees therapist
shares advice and meds without professional training
regularly sees therapist
shares advice and meds without professional training
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Says he just wants to watch
touches
Says he just wants to watch
touches
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GPOY*
*4 filters and 56 different camera angles later
GPOY*
*4 filters and 56 different camera angles later
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CANNOT ARTICULATE A VALID REASON FOR A POST
ENDS POST WITH "FOR REASONS"
CANNOT ARTICULATE A VALID REASON FOR A POST
ENDS POST WITH "FOR REASONS"
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