CSLuto

i don't always want to cum on you

but when i do, i make it distinctly memorable

not sure if really quadriplegic

or secretly runs marathons

steals your stereo

and your job

pulls out and pushes you back before you can wrap your sexy lips on it

fires with the gusto and tactical precision of an elite, highly trained firing squad and promptly laughs at the accuracy

boyfriend left me because i'm fat, write grammy award winning album pining and mourning the loss of the only male compansionship i've ever had

uses all money made to buy lard injections

rolling in the deep

cause i can't fucking walk

size 0

in elephant

the last of the jedi, you are, luke

oh also your sister. And like, 38 other guys hiding like me. we don't facebook

trains luke to defeat the empire because he is the last jedi

hides in cave, eats moss soup, doesn't try himself

your tongue you must use

trust me i'm yoda i just don't know how to put the preposition after the subject with that four word sentence damn you english

adele: Whatever fucking dumb bitch emo fat girl lyric about it being bitter sweet

she still ate the whole fucking thing

it's never lupus

except for that one time it was and we didn't think it was but it was oops

gets it wrong four times, almost kills patient 14

sees a snowflake land on a cat's whisker while drawing a nipple, instantly knows what, where, why, when and how the illness occurred and how to treat it. also makes a witty black, sexist, religious or generally rude joke and swallows more pills than a good analogy about something that takes a large amount of pills

wearing a swimsuit, looking is okay. bra and panties that cover more, ucking pervert.

you can't explain that

gives you a place to crash

not to mention, a roofie, an std and his roommates name