CSLuto

coaches special olympics

not retarded

gives friend who steals her bf another chance

gives friend a chance to steal her phone too

stand by as millions all over the world starve

actually have a dessert called, "death by chocolate"

use your tongue

trust me, im fuckin yoda

i dont always fuck your friends while you're in jail

but when i do, i make sure i only fuck the ones with herpes so dont say i never gave you anything

it doesnt matter how little you eat, bitch

you'll always see me lookin back at you in the mirror

cute, u are, cody

fuck kate, you must

kate, the force i sense is in you

and by force i mean cody's ejaculate

albuteral sulfate

you must use the van, luke

darth vader, when it comes to the twins, luke and leia

you are the father

obi wan

you cock blockin bastard

choked wife, caused birth complications resulting in her and the child's death

discover child 20 years later, emperor said i can train him

girlfriend breaks up with him, stalks her at a bar he never goes to, gets upset she avoids him

roofies the guy she's talking to, offers him a ride, pushes him out of the truck and more than likely attempted a rape on said ex gf later that week, if not immediately after truck trajectory practice

cody

i am your nerdy girlfriend

boyfriend thinks you are not a nerd

another dude fooled