amed

IF forever alone guy is alone....

why is he famous

Gets a headache: skips work

Goes to work: gives others a headache

Dad

y u no turn on fan when you take a dump

I love getting great deals on pot

tery barn furniture

an old man is driving a convertible with his hot young wife

she will inherit his money when he dies

owns very rare and expensive pokemon equipment

gives to a random 10 year old

one does not simply

only read the first page of memes

safety in numbers?

tell that to 6 million jews

Pain is temporary

Glory is eternal

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

COUNTER BARCELONA

Not sure if friends on facebook have nothing to say

or I have blocked all their updates

If two lesbians are in a relationship

Who makes the sandwiches?

Found a fresh water source

Better Drink my urine

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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

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