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if pro is the opposite of con

is the opposite of progress congress?

Parents see him as a virgin, smart kid

banged 22 girls in 2 days

parent think see him a virgin, smart boy

banged 22 girls in 2 days

you want to know spell for perfect lawn care?

husqvarnus of course

challenge for all

enter a completely random text in translate, translate it to a different language 25 times, then back to english. First one o get something hilarious wins! post ur results "The Translate Challenge" on facebook!

bread companies

y u no put even number of slices in package?

one does not simply

downvote "one does not simply" guy

boy ask him for quarter

gives entire pocket change, doesnt want it back

i made a zombie invasion movie once

then didn't realize because nobody paid $15 for 14 second movie

if i ever meet the real "Annoying Facebook Girl"

I will kick her in the face on the spot

If i ever see the real "First world problems person"

I will shove her face in the dirt and say "is that a problem?!"

Have next song in mind

comes up next on shuffle

What if panthers were really tigers

who had their orange stolen?

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