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I hate it when people say they will change because it's a new year
But then they eventually betray their own words
I hate it when people say they will change because it's a new year
But then they eventually betray their own words
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
  • 4
Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
First World Problems
  • 1
I just bought see through lego
Let your feet find them
I just bought see through lego
Let your feet find them
evil toddler kid2
  • 13
YOUR SPIT HIT MY LIP AS YOU WERE TALKING
NOW I GOTTA BURN MY LIPS!
YOUR SPIT HIT MY LIP AS YOU WERE TALKING
NOW I GOTTA BURN MY LIPS!
First World Problems
  • 3
today, we will be making ramen noodles
just rip open package and eat straight from it
today, we will be making ramen noodles
just rip open package and eat straight from it
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 12
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
1889 [10] guy
  • 39
I'm telling you, I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup
and shit a better argument than that.
I'm telling you, I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup
and shit a better argument than that.
drunk baby 1
  • 14
scores 99% on exam
father is asian.
scores 99% on exam
father is asian.
Bad Luck Brian
  • 26
if protestors switched from guy fawkes masks to bill deblasio masks
would cops look the other way?
if protestors switched from guy fawkes masks to bill deblasio masks
would cops look the other way?
Philosoraptor
  • 2
If Susan B. Anthony,
Who Anthony be?
If Susan B. Anthony,
Who Anthony be?
Philosoraptor
  • 6
Will it be called an Earthquake
If it happened on Mars or Venus
Will it be called an Earthquake
If it happened on Mars or Venus
Philosoraptor
  • 6
Walmart is evil
because I can afford to shop elsewhere
Walmart is evil
because I can afford to shop elsewhere
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 53
Says she hates religion
Believes in Karma
Says she hates religion
Believes in Karma
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 40
What if I told you
That you don't have to wait until New Year's to resolve to improve yourself
What if I told you
That you don't have to wait until New Year's to resolve to improve yourself
What if I told you / Matrix Morpheus
  • 19
back in my day
we used smoke signals to text
back in my day
we used smoke signals to text
1889 [10] guy
  • 4

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