Download Meme Generator on Google Play

fizzleexmortus

Being a mother is the hardest job on the planet?
any job you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job.
Being a mother is the hardest job on the planet?
any job you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job.
Bill Burr
  • 0
women are constantly patting themselves on the back on how difficult their lives are
and no one corrects em, cuz they wanna fuck em!
women are constantly patting themselves on the back on how difficult their lives are
and no one corrects em, cuz they wanna fuck em!
Bill Burr
  • 10
Being a mother is the hardest job on the planet?
i thought roofing in the middle of july as a redhead was difficult, but I guess...
Being a mother is the hardest job on the planet?
i thought roofing in the middle of july as a redhead was difficult, but I guess...
Bill Burr
  • 0
men's olympic pole-vaulting?
i thought this was that magic mike movie?!
men's olympic pole-vaulting?
i thought this was that magic mike movie?!
Unimpressed Queen
  • 0
olympics?
i'd rather be watching the new batman movie.
olympics?
i'd rather be watching the new batman movie.
Unimpressed Queen
  • 33
what if I told you
in the future everyone will have their picture taken in a bathroom
what if I told you
in the future everyone will have their picture taken in a bathroom
What If I Told You
  • 1
In the 2010's they call it "swag"
in the 1990's they called it "being a wigger"
In the 2010's they call it "swag"
in the 1990's they called it "being a wigger"
Willy Wonka
  • 1
you're right, you have "swag" and I don't.
All I have is my own house, car, etc. When will you aquire enough "swag" to buy those things?
you're right, you have "swag" and I don't.
All I have is my own house, car, etc. When will you aquire enough "swag" to buy those things?
Willy Wonka
  • 8
I see you have "swag"
tell me, which colleges are accepting that as tuition?
I see you have "swag"
tell me, which colleges are accepting that as tuition?
Willy Wonka
  • 2
I don't always threaten to snap peoples necks
but when i do its to a group of 14 year olds
I don't always threaten to snap peoples necks
but when i do its to a group of 14 year olds
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
I SEE YOU ARE AGAINST PEOPLE EXPRESSING OPINIONS
GO ON ABOUT HOW TOLERANT YOU ARE.
I SEE YOU ARE AGAINST PEOPLE EXPRESSING OPINIONS
GO ON ABOUT HOW TOLERANT YOU ARE.
Willy Wonka
  • 10
Oh you have swag?
i bet that will look good on a job application.
Oh you have swag?
i bet that will look good on a job application.
Willy Wonka
  • 33
you're a celebrity?
tell me more how you hate when the fans who made you rich stop you on the street
you're a celebrity?
tell me more how you hate when the fans who made you rich stop you on the street
Willy Wonka
  • 322
So, you stopped eating at Chick-Fil-A because the owner of the company thinks that homosexuality is wrong.
Tell me, when are you going to stop buying gasoline because the owners of OPEC put homosexuals to death.
So, you stopped eating at Chick-Fil-A because the owner of the company thinks that homosexuality is wrong.
Tell me, when are you going to stop buying gasoline because the owners of OPEC put homosexuals to death.
Willy Wonka
  • 10
gun control can prevent shootings?
tell me more about how criminals obey laws
gun control can prevent shootings?
tell me more about how criminals obey laws
Willy Wonka
  • 36

This item will be deleted. Are you sure?

Meme Generator
Language