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Nuckenfuts

Give me the candy you said you had in the van.

Give me the candy you said you had in the van.

Disaster Girl

940

My teacher called my parents

I called her a firetruck

My teacher called my parents

I called her a firetruck

Disaster Girl

37

they tried to call 911

i cut the phone line

they tried to call 911

i cut the phone line

Disaster Girl

39

dad wouldn't turn on the air conditioning

i turned on the heat

dad wouldn't turn on the air conditioning

i turned on the heat

Disaster Girl

38

They laughed when I was alone on Valentine's day,

I laughed when they didn't smell the gas.

They laughed when I was alone on Valentine's day,

I laughed when they didn't smell the gas.

Disaster Girl

51

at first i wanted a little brother

changed my mind

at first i wanted a little brother

changed my mind

Disaster Girl

79

they sent me to the corner

I sent them to their graves

they sent me to the corner

I sent them to their graves

Disaster Girl

82

They raised my rent

i raised their temperature

They raised my rent

i raised their temperature

Disaster Girl

66

they told me not to touch the stove

So i left it on

they told me not to touch the stove

So i left it on

Disaster Girl

201

Disaster Girl

198

teacher gave me a c

i gave her a c4

teacher gave me a c

i gave her a c4

Disaster Girl

897

oh, you were first comment?

tell me more about how you weren't constantly refreshing facebook.

oh, you were first comment?

tell me more about how you weren't constantly refreshing facebook.

Willy Wonka

2

Oh so you say you're so ugly?

That is quite the legitimate reason to take 100+ self shot photos and post them to facebook.

Oh so you say you're so ugly?

That is quite the legitimate reason to take 100+ self shot photos and post them to facebook.

Willy Wonka

6

Oh so you told a girl to go back to the kitchen?

ok now please explain to me how you're always friendzoned!

Oh so you told a girl to go back to the kitchen?

ok now please explain to me how you're always friendzoned!

Willy Wonka

1

what if i am retarded

AND EVERYONE ACTS LIKE IM NORMAL JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL?

what if i am retarded

AND EVERYONE ACTS LIKE IM NORMAL JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL?

Conspiracy Keanu

164

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