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i dont always hit doubles in fenway park
but when i do, i hit them off the monster
i dont always hit doubles in fenway park
but when i do, i hit them off the monster
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 3
I don't always play jazz
but when I do, you can tell I was classically trained
I don't always play jazz
but when I do, you can tell I was classically trained
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 3
i don't always finish my sentences
.
i don't always finish my sentences
.
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 85
i don't always watch vampire movies
but when i do there's no god damned sparkles
i don't always watch vampire movies
but when i do there's no god damned sparkles
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 2
I don't always do the things I do
but when i do they get done
I don't always do the things I do
but when i do they get done
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 6
so then i says, i says
"this little piggy's of to the bar"
so then i says, i says
"this little piggy's of to the bar"
drunk baby 1
  • 60
Shit you not...
all i have to do is cry and she sticks her tit in my mouth.
Shit you not...
all i have to do is cry and she sticks her tit in my mouth.
drunk baby 1
  • 243
I shit you not
she said peekaboo, then disappeared!
I shit you not
she said peekaboo, then disappeared!
drunk baby 1
  • 130
so i tells her im hungry
next thing i know she's stripping for me
so i tells her im hungry
next thing i know she's stripping for me
drunk baby 1
  • 127
Last nighT is a blur
I vaguely remember sucking titties and shitting myselF
Last nighT is a blur
I vaguely remember sucking titties and shitting myselF
drunk baby 1
  • 229
Tweet about this
I will
Tweet about this
I will
Advice Yoda
  • 1
I'm not always gangsta.
But when I am i'm the original gangsta
I'm not always gangsta.
But when I am i'm the original gangsta
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
friend asks if i'm free this weekend
of course i'm free. this is america
friend asks if i'm free this weekend
of course i'm free. this is america
American Pride Eagle
  • 24
one does not simply
go to sleep on christmas eve
one does not simply
go to sleep on christmas eve
One Does Not Simply
  • 4
get called fat and lazy by other countries
beat the crap out of them at the olympics and then land on mars
get called fat and lazy by other countries
beat the crap out of them at the olympics and then land on mars
American Pride Eagle
  • 42

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