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KarobladerZ

I don't always eat pork, but when I do

I don't always eat pork, but when I do

The Most Interesting Man In The World

1

people don't want to choose between the lesser of two evils...

Yet they Never elect the third party candidate

people don't want to choose between the lesser of two evils...

Yet they Never elect the third party candidate

Philosoraptor

24

I can't believe Obama Won

Mccain must be so sad right now

I can't believe Obama Won

Mccain must be so sad right now

Slowpoke

86

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DRINK WATER FROM A GLASS

THEN USE CLEAN WATER TO WASH THE GLASS AFTER YOU DUMP WHAT YOU DIDN'T DRINK?

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DRINK WATER FROM A GLASS

THEN USE CLEAN WATER TO WASH THE GLASS AFTER YOU DUMP WHAT YOU DIDN'T DRINK?

So You're Telling me

134

"your car is on fire"

"your car is on fire"

Okay Guy

144

bill clinton would risk his presidency for monica lewinsky?

what would he do for a klondike bar?

bill clinton would risk his presidency for monica lewinsky?

what would he do for a klondike bar?

Philosoraptor

49

so she says to me, she says, "i think someone made a stinky"

I says, "where you been, dame? I took that shit hours ago"

so she says to me, she says, "i think someone made a stinky"

I says, "where you been, dame? I took that shit hours ago"

drunk baby 1

32

THATS NOT FAIR OFFICER

I CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO 5 WHEN I'M SOBER

THATS NOT FAIR OFFICER

I CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO 5 WHEN I'M SOBER

drunk baby 1

32

she said peekaboo, then disappeared!

she said peekaboo, then disappeared!

drunk baby 1

130

I met a cute chick at the sandbox

i was like,"You and i should go chill at my crib"

I met a cute chick at the sandbox

i was like,"You and i should go chill at my crib"

drunk baby 1

85

so i says to the copper i says

so i says to the copper i says

drunk baby 1

21

So i was staggering home when it hit me.

When did i learn to walk?

So i was staggering home when it hit me.

When did i learn to walk?

drunk baby 1

41

so then i says, i says

"this little piggy's of to the bar"

so then i says, i says

"this little piggy's of to the bar"

drunk baby 1

60

Officer,I'll glady touch my nose for you

As soon as my uncle gives it back

Officer,I'll glady touch my nose for you

As soon as my uncle gives it back

drunk baby 1

328

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