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so my dad's all like, "all people are created in my own image, including the gays"

"but i'll tell everyone that being gay is a sin, just to fuck with them"

so my dad's all like, "all people are created in my own image, including the gays"

"but i'll tell everyone that being gay is a sin, just to fuck with them"

storytime jesus

0

got 2 tickets to paradise

one for getting there and one for coming home

got 2 tickets to paradise

one for getting there and one for coming home

Forever Alone

9

what if i told you

there is no matrix... neo was tripping balls on the shit i put in the red pill

what if i told you

there is no matrix... neo was tripping balls on the shit i put in the red pill

What if I told you / Matrix Morpheus

8

Grumpy Cat

18

alcohol is an enemy

But doesn't the Bible tell us to love our enemies?

alcohol is an enemy

But doesn't the Bible tell us to love our enemies?

drunk baby 1

22

so my dad's all like, "i told them that i created them in my own image"

"and that i am perfect, but they are not. just to fuck with them."

so my dad's all like, "i told them that i created them in my own image"

"and that i am perfect, but they are not. just to fuck with them."

storytime jesus

124

what if i told you that every time a celebrity dies,

you do not need to remind everyone that thousands of other people are dying

what if i told you that every time a celebrity dies,

you do not need to remind everyone that thousands of other people are dying

What if I told you / Matrix Morpheus

8

young women aren't allowed to enjoy sex

because if i can't, no one else can !

young women aren't allowed to enjoy sex

because if i can't, no one else can !

Conservative

4

yes, i do plan on watching people masturbate from heaven

but only the hawt bitches

yes, i do plan on watching people masturbate from heaven

but only the hawt bitches

storytime jesus

0

ok so i want this to be clear, you guys -

if you win in sports, i get all the credit, alright ?

ok so i want this to be clear, you guys -

if you win in sports, i get all the credit, alright ?

storytime jesus

6

the national debt is way too high

we need to cut taxes on the rich - sorry, i mean "job-creators"

the national debt is way too high

we need to cut taxes on the rich - sorry, i mean "job-creators"

Conservative

1

contraceptives should not be covered under obamacare

because if i don't need it, no one else does

contraceptives should not be covered under obamacare

because if i don't need it, no one else does

Conservative

3

the guv'mint needs to stay outta my

the guv'mint needs to stay outta my

Conservative

10

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