zacksmith3606

Fuck mafia!

What if people used to be able to make wishes

then someone wished they couldn't

What if I really am the 1,000,000th visitor

And I just missed out on a free Ipad?

Orders Happy meal

Gets sad meal

What if i told you

I hear a train a coming coming round the bend and i ain't seen the sunshine since i don't know when

What if i told you

I am down with OPP

tries to abduct child

child abducts him

when disaster girl

meets bad luck brian

why the fuck

would you listen to sad music

Really?

And you think anyone is gonna believe that story?

when your teachers make you turn in papers before you get corrections

you tell by the looks that i'm a better man than scumbag steve, right? but how do you know? could be i beat up my wife behind closed doors while he works twelve ours a day to support his family.

you can't judge one's character when you know only 1% of it. it's like judging an ocean by the waves. 99% are only to be seen by those who hold their breath and go deep.

ryan reynolds is the best actor ever

thats a fact

Oh looks like you tried my new cannabis candy

It will fry your brain

I suck little boy cock

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