kitty

get admitted to hospital

all the staff still recognizes you

My service animal is not a shiny, pretty toy that I’m being selfish with.

It’s here to help me with the disability that I will have for literally the rest of my life.

“You’re just looking for attention!”

Is a great thing to tell a sixteen-year-old who will be sick for the rest of her life.

Tell dad about bipolar diagnosis

Dad says: "You made yourself bipolar."

So you've found a pain-free position?

Too bad, can't move.

Your pain-free position

Feels so good that it hurts

Constantly in pain

"At least I'll get trained at being old !"

Understands Jokes

about spoons

Young, tall, beautiful, and walking with a cane

All the old people looks angry at you aw if you stole their privilege

Only vomited in mouth

Today was a good day

*off-handedly mention you're having a medical issue* Person starts giving advice like they're a pro.

Thinks: Bitch, please.

“You should get your neck worked on. Have you tried a tennis ball to get those knots?”

Well, I see a physical therapist at least once a week and my mum is a PT as well, so she works on me at home when I need it. I also have occupational therapy, pressure point release exercises I can do at home, and I see a massage therapist when I can afford to. But thanks.”

Migraine Day 5, Off Triptans for Rebound Migraines, Just vomited, Lying on Floor

Jackhammering begins outside

Put first Voltaren suppository in

3 haemorrhoids fall out

I'm my cat's favourite human cos we have so much in common -

sleeping all the time, health problems, general disdain for others