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Doctor: *holds mallet above my knee*
Me: Ho’, don’t do it.
Doctor: *holds mallet above my knee*
Me: Ho’, don’t do it.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Long pants and sleeves all summer long
Because asshole skin can’t handle direct contact with anything
Long pants and sleeves all summer long
Because asshole skin can’t handle direct contact with anything
Chronic Illness Cat
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Bus company states that a service animal “may not occupy another passenger’s space,” gives you a non-handicapped seat.
Cram a 50-pound dog between your legs for nine hours. Call it a bonding exercise.
Bus company states that a service animal “may not occupy another passenger’s space,” gives you a non-handicapped seat.
Cram a 50-pound dog between your legs for nine hours. Call it a bonding exercise.
Chronic Illness Cat
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Travelling with a backpack’s worth of microwave meals
Just dietary restriction things
Travelling with a backpack’s worth of microwave meals
Just dietary restriction things
Chronic Illness Cat
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Conversationally discussing the benefits and challenges of slowly losing your sense of taste and smell
Weird father-daughter bonding, but I’ll take it
Conversationally discussing the benefits and challenges of slowly losing your sense of taste and smell
Weird father-daughter bonding, but I’ll take it
Chronic Illness Cat
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Seventh grade science teacher used me as an example of “people who might choose not to reproduce.”
Was offended at the time…a bit of progression later, I’m starting to think she was right.
Seventh grade science teacher used me as an example of “people who might choose not to reproduce.”
Was offended at the time…a bit of progression later, I’m starting to think she was right.
Chronic Illness Cat
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having to constantly defend illness and beg to be taken seriously
harder to handle than pain and fatigue
having to constantly defend illness and beg to be taken seriously
harder to handle than pain and fatigue
Chronic Illness Cat
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*Patient is mad that doctor didn’t listen*
*Doctor is mad that patient isn’t miraculously better yet*
*Patient is mad that doctor didn’t listen*
*Doctor is mad that patient isn’t miraculously better yet*
Chronic Illness Cat
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“I’ve never seen a disabled teenager.
I don’t think they exist.”
“I’ve never seen a disabled teenager.
I don’t think they exist.”
Chronic Illness Cat
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“This historic building was constructed before the Americans with Disabilities Act, so we don’t have handicapped bathroom stalls.”
Parkour peeing
“This historic building was constructed before the Americans with Disabilities Act, so we don’t have handicapped bathroom stalls.”
Parkour peeing
Chronic Illness Cat
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*Explains to security that this is my service dog and they cannot ask me to leave*
*Security insists I’m too young and pretty to be disabled, escorts me out anyway*
*Explains to security that this is my service dog and they cannot ask me to leave*
*Security insists I’m too young and pretty to be disabled, escorts me out anyway*
Chronic Illness Cat
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*has so many dietary restrictions, eating at restaurants is almost impossible*
*extended family gets downright offended I won’t “bond” (eat out) with them*
*has so many dietary restrictions, eating at restaurants is almost impossible*
*extended family gets downright offended I won’t “bond” (eat out) with them*
Chronic Illness Cat
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“You’re sick all the time! We haven’t had sex in a month!”
Sorry I’m more concerned about getting my MEDICATION inside of me
“You’re sick all the time! We haven’t had sex in a month!”
Sorry I’m more concerned about getting my MEDICATION inside of me
Chronic Illness Cat
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“Why does that girl have a dog?” “Why don’t you ask her!”
Yes, let’s trust the goth, disabled, teenage girl to give your child the service dog talk. There’s no WAY that could go wrong.
“Why does that girl have a dog?” “Why don’t you ask her!”
Yes, let’s trust the goth, disabled, teenage girl to give your child the service dog talk. There’s no WAY that could go wrong.
Chronic Illness Cat
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You think you’re being sneaky about touching my service dog.
You’re not.
You think you’re being sneaky about touching my service dog.
You’re not.
Chronic Illness Cat
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